thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

missvoltairine:

Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD

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trolltina:

me as a parent

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

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lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

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notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

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iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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tenticools:

Headline of the year

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heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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evilwitchgirl:

just hold on

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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

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sluttyoliveoil:

pussy game unstoppable

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sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

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